When You're a Stalking Stalker

Mia has fleas. Again. We'd already given her a dose of Frontline this month. She just licked at it and then threw up on her cat scratcher. Dominic called the vet and she suggested a bath.

A bath?

It is perversely pleasurable to give a cat a bath, particularly this one because she is a stalking stalker and annoys us with her incessant meowing and the way she is constantly underfoot. So we gave the dirty monkey a bath, and she was a very good, if annoyed, girl.

Also she smells like flowers now and not kitty spit.