Thursday, January 04, 2007


I don't make New Year's resolutions, but if I did, they'd probably go a little something like this:

1. Quit being such a black hole for random chocolate candies.

2. Scoop out the litter box more often than I do now, which is never, unless Dominic tells me I have to.

3. Be more ashamed of my Justin Timberlake habit instead of gleefully flaunting it about.

4. Stop entertaining people at parties with anecdotes about how in high school I stayed in on Friday nights and practiced my clarinet. Which I totally did.

5. Stop insisting that Dominic comment about how woefully less blonde my hair is now than it was three years ago. Even though it is, and he knows it, but won't admit it.

6. Pick up the phone and call someone. Anyone. Just use the phone.

7. Clean my glasses.

8. Stop burning holes in my friends' carpet. That's just rude.

9. Stop being afraid of loud noises.

10. Stop breaking wine glasses.

Notice almost all my resolutions have to do with my stopping myself from performing random annoying mannerisms. If I could purge myself of all my annoying mannerisms I'd be a much more pleasant and productive person. Happier too. I'd also be entirely unrecognizable.

Here's wishing you a good 2007...4 days of which you'll already never get back. Let's clink the proverbial glass to that. Cheers!


Blogger Carrie said...

If it makes you feel any better, I need to scoop out the litter box more too. :)

6:15 PM  

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