"God does not leave us comfortless" but he does decide before we're born if we're going to be nerds.

So today I went to see this movie, and while it wasn't very good, I was able to correctly recognize and identify the author and title of a poem read aloud by Cameron Diaz's character. It was a singularly nerdy moment, made even nerdier by the fact that I didn't recognize the poem because of my English degree but because I read Jane Kenyon for fun, and I remember reading "Let Evening Come" for the first time a few years ago and closing my eyes and thinking, "Wow, this is a rocking poem."

They just don't come any nerdier than that, folks. And by they I mean I.