I don't want to know what you do with your personal time.

I just wanted to say that whenever I check my site stats lately I am increasingly creeped out by the people accidentally finding this site by search words like "jeremey piven chest hair," "stinky poo," and "dirty cat butt."

Stop it please, y'all. It's freaky.

I suppose by acknowledging this problem I've swung the door wide open for weirdos, or people whose cats have stinky butts and really they just want to diagnose and fix the problem, because cats can be gross animals, but well--"jeremy piven chest hair?"

Just stop it.