"Captain, I've Got Them On RADAR..."

I now know that when someone says this in a movie, they are in-fact, full of crap. I spent the entire day staring at radar scopes and I can't "get" anything on that peice of crap. My instructor is standing over me like "see this...that's Sacramento." I just shrug my shoulders and nod in agreement when in reality, I don't see it. It's fuzzy lines and hard to discern shapes. Another guy was like, "Do you see this banana shape? That's Waco." No, I don't see any bananas and I definitely don't see Waco. Basically, I hate RADAR. And not because it has wronged me in some way, but because it's smarter than me. So much smarter than me that it gave me a headache while I studied it. It dibilitated me just by being RADAR. Stupid, smart-ass RADAR.