It's Just That Sharing Popsicles is Yucky
Dominic: "You need to learn to share."
Kate: "I share."
Dominic: "You share? If this were kindergarten you'd be getting notes sent home all the time."
Kate: "I share."
Dominic: "You share? If this were kindergarten you'd be getting notes sent home all the time."
posted by Kate at 9:33 PM
4 Comments:
Now now, children ... a popsicle in the mouth is worth two in the bush.
I will readily share anything with Matt including but not limited to gum, popsicles, toothbrush, clothes (he's little) and drinks. I am a disgusting person.
Yes, sharing popsicles is yucky. Eeuww. And there's nothing wrong with getting notes sent home. :( I mean, I turned out okay.
I'm on Kate's side. Girlfriend shares readily; I not so much. The exception is pillows: I believe a perfect pillow:person ratio is 1:1, whereas she will drag my pillow from beneath me and insist that I "share", even though she just uses them as big stuffed animals and inevitably ends up with her head directly on the mattress.
The moral of the story being: share only what sharing will not radically alter your enjoyment of: armrests, hash browns, and body heat.
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