Car Conversation

Kate: Hey, look. There's another Presbyterian church. There seem to be quite a few around here.
Dominic: Maybe they're trying to take over the world!
Kate: Maybe. It could be worse, though. It could be Baptists trying to take over the world. Southern ones. Hey, remember that time Catholics tried to take over the world?
Dominic: That time they killed a whole bunch of people?
Kate: Yeah.