Things That Go Sit in the Night on Your Head

Two nights ago I woke up face-down in the mattress with the kitty reclined partially on my head. The fact that Mia was lying on my head totally freaked me out for all of the five seconds it took for me to fall back asleep--with her still on my head.

The next morning the cat was gone and I told Dominic about it, and he said, "What, you've never had a cat hat before?"

A cat hat? People, I couldn't make this up.